krista 23.f.she/her.”pansexual fuck” usually a yes girl - #askforthethingyouwant2018Tumblr (3.0; @luftmensching)http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55251863f2cee957fcf22bb0f6d290ce/tumblr_pawgqd93FY1uk54loo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://evnw.tumblr.com/post/175260525922/rpdrfanboy-fuck-wow-i-hate-this" class="tumblr_blog">evnw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rpdrfanboy.tumblr.com/post/175251838815/fuck" class="tumblr_blog">rpdrfanboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>FUCK</p></blockquote> <p>Wow I hate this</p> </blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175275289059http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175275289059Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:13:12 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32dd808e0ac485326627' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pa2a1dmmaK1vee0nm_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":10,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pa2a1dmmaK1vee0nm_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://luftmensching.tumblr.com/video_file/t:2UPbx80txVahw6nTnV4Ugg/175271089284/tumblr_pa2a1dmmaK1vee0nm/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://sadestslug.tumblr.com/post/174760545888" class="tumblr_blog">sadestslug</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://stimman3000.tumblr.com/post/174724579150/httpsinstagramcompbjjdlhehags" class="tumblr_blog">stimman3000</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://instagram.com/p/BjjdLhEHAgS/">https://instagram.com/p/BjjdLhEHAgS/</a></p></blockquote> <p>this is like the axolotl equivalent of dissociating in the shower</p> </blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175271089284http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175271089284Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:02:39 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d0e9be598c3bfba1d4711298a9208d46/tumblr_p4txn7SHQC1ub6yx3o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb7455fda3fed28058a190f13a87fc5f/tumblr_p4txn7SHQC1ub6yx3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gifstarwars.tumblr.com/post/171919741561/what-can-i-say-im-a-pisces-i-have-the-soul-of" class="tumblr_blog">gifstarwars</a>:</p><blockquote><p><small>“What can I say? I’m a Pisces. <b>I have the soul of an 80-year-old woman inside me.</b>”<br/></small></p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175267578989http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175267578989Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:33:05 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bcd921158b59683ce4bab0c68170f39e/tumblr_p4r5p1aYZQ1wtefipo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f7f02a84dde468db7544746a5cd2cf2/tumblr_p4r5p1aYZQ1wtefipo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://nightingem.tumblr.com/post/172271296889/relatablepicturesofpatrickgill-im-physically" class="tumblr_blog">nightingem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://relatablepicturesofpatrickgill.tumblr.com/post/171562610031/im-physically-restraining-him-from-eating-my" class="tumblr_blog">relatablepicturesofpatrickgill</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p>I’m physically restraining him from eating my <a href="https://twitter.com/pizza_suplex/status/869365878424469512">donut</a><br/></p></blockquote></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="398" data-orig-width="299"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c500776aee02d406e66626cabf1118f/tumblr_inline_p675d1DxfU1st8hgs_500.jpg" data-orig-height="398" data-orig-width="299"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6e6fb78c8fed10c43658443b6f6e6481/tumblr_inline_p675d2y6r61st8hgs_500.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="332"/></figure></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175254697364http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175254697364Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:05:34 -0400<p><a href="https://izzy-almighty.tumblr.com/post/174449365707/every-actor-in-the-mcu-when-chris-hemsworth-is" class="tumblr_blog">izzy-almighty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>every actor in the mcu when chris hemsworth is brought up in interviews </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="714" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f313d5a9b04d8ce472f05846238723c/tumblr_inline_p9knr74c5h1tz4xty_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="714" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175254629849http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175254629849Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:02:51 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/346586052865b5c94e504e877d4c2290/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91766d8c06e8e71a95964dab1c5012e6/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d642ac9ce25f671c732c383cad85dca6/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2731f0c7642daa3e3b895fdea8cd25c6/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d211295e20083360cd9be4e959210cc0/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/186da742db7681abfdd57bd0e0d37188/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5fab0d44efdc5381396d25e49a6aa59/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0367d7e6f062923ddd08d7ab16884d8/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/522cc33787309636a1547751af4655fa/tumblr_p7q4mtOdcI1whfxr6o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175246242764http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175246242764Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:05:43 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/750522eb7e9b66e3c315cca7add880db/tumblr_padf19uEAW1uq2l64o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66854c7d40e32ba5ba6b3275ea956d71/tumblr_padf19uEAW1uq2l64o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb563bb6cb68a335de020d0c6811203f/tumblr_padf19uEAW1uq2l64o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0689cda543e9244a185e1aed43c304c0/tumblr_padf19uEAW1uq2l64o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b96b07465b09f6fc47c8cb1e03e3fc20/tumblr_padf19uEAW1uq2l64o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://sixmonthsandgone.tumblr.com/post/174916432553/the-moment-i-realized-i-was-going-to-be-crying" class="tumblr_blog">sixmonthsandgone</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the moment I realized I was going to be crying just as much in season 2 as I did in season 1</p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175228981769http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175228981769Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:17:54 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1a94333aa82f9ea735762908fb1a9dc/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62f652b7e2f8adc1800e8546c8f1733f/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dc13ea10f1904ae5d9023fe7c0e8a46/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22bc5f65b2671141a979cba1a43fd958/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/edd6d66da582ec1353111a32565b2be6/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b89f35266db1d970deb6ab51615b616/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/266b8ae3ddb8d88122c75b6924c56541/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo7_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/45a32b2350b841c9bfb0427308b44ac4/tumblr_p8clh9vrgT1sqtxpoo8_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://codenamevillanelleve.tumblr.com/post/173664830004/are-you-wearing-it" class="tumblr_blog">codenamevillanelleve</a>:</p><blockquote><p><i><b>Are you wearing it?</b></i></p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175228945639http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175228945639Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:16:36 -0400<p><a href="http://dracomahlfoys.tumblr.com/post/156425267574/english-is-a-language-not-a-measure-of" class="tumblr_blog">dracomahlfoys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>English is a language, not a measure of intelligence</p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227708204http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227708204Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:28:48 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d41002cdda29ca74a8be089c25cd231c/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3188c4e08735e8f653f3e4aaf0457d67/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro11_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a5f976bb1627f82d091d2c9949ec5a5/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro13_r6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8961bfeff8e70e5b3da9462ab3f55893/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a93e53e17891630ea59116ba4508b0f/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro30_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24c0491f14112e315d9378a519238cc9/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro31_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49111199d1744f4ac505bed88c71837d/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro14_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3a8f39477a78b9005ea2c08a27de246/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e4339cdd8ae52e760912c66897d38b3/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro7_r5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/58f6ef36c87a3692598a55f0ea548fd4/tumblr_mghj3tlmYY1qbpwkro4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://infinity-imagined.tumblr.com/post/40405626799/city-lights-photographed-from-the-international" class="tumblr_blog">infinity-imagined</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>City lights photographed from the International Space Station and Neurons imaged with fluorescence microscopy.</p> <p><small>Source images; Cities </small><small><a href="http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/sseop/images/ESC/large/ISS034/ISS034-E-13852.JPG">(1)</a> <a href="http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/sseop/images/ESC/large/ISS034/ISS034-E-5935.JPG">(2)</a> <a href="http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/sseop/images/ESC/large/ISS034/ISS034-E-13855.JPG">(3)</a> <a href="http://i2.minus.com/iMNLxRO6i2CjL.jpg">(4)</a> <a href="http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/sseop/images/ESC/large/ISS034/ISS034-E-6038.JPG">(5)</a>, Neurons <a href="http://www.wadsworth.org/cores/alm/gallery.htm">(1)</a> <a href="http://www.wadsworth.org/cores/alm/gallery.htm">(2)</a> <a href="http://www.leica-microsystems.com/science-lab/restless-receptors/">(3)</a> <a href="https://lh3.ggpht.com/-IoX0_ydazJI/TyaMBJ1P_6I/AAAAAAAAASI/jTlq5I9Xe64/s1600/nervecell.jpg">(4)</a> <a href="http://www.reabilitacaocognitiva.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Captura-de-tela-2011-06-01-%C3%A0s-19.46.18.png">(5)</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227703294http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227703294Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:28:37 -0400<p><a href="http://chambergambit.tumblr.com/post/174384781717/fortune-teller-reading-my-palm-it-just" class="tumblr_blog">chambergambit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Fortune Teller reading my palm: </b>It just says “yikes.”</p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227664749http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227664749Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:27:10 -0400<p><a href="http://methhomework.tumblr.com/post/109019864281/me-as-a-laywer" class="tumblr_blog">methhomework</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot</p><p>witness: yes</p><p>me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate</p><p>witness: i’m bald</p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227658469http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227658469Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:26:55 -0400<p><a href="https://jonlybonlyfromboldlygo.tumblr.com/post/175147072368/threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat-pervocracy" class="tumblr_blog">jonlybonlyfromboldlygo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/175144833253/pervocracy-everyone-knows-that-on-uberlyft-you" class="tumblr_blog">threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pervocracy.tumblr.com/post/175139780919/everyone-knows-that-on-uberlyft-you-should-always" class="tumblr_blog">pervocracy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.</p> <p>Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was <i>unacceptable</i>, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">also it’s just a shitty way for a company to monitor their employees. I always give max rating to help make the metric useless to the owners.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just read an article that said those little tabletop tablets restaurants have been using are the same. Servers receiving less than top score across the board, even for things they don’t have any influence on like food quality or the host, are finding their shifts cut.</p> </blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227174444http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227174444Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:08:54 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8f9864240dd4d867feaddcb444410c7/tumblr_pa4rc1mjB51whb4wao4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d30949b78ff0f784fd36733942cfaeb/tumblr_pa4rc1mjB51whb4wao5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/947848f1dbe55163e8bd01042b5330fb/tumblr_pa4rc1mjB51whb4wao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08d65b406432c1479938d74db2e17aa2/tumblr_pa4rc1mjB51whb4wao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8b8ac1c20921f6d649a3684fee41047/tumblr_pa4rc1mjB51whb4wao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/174769101859/science-is-gay-confirmed-happy-pride" class="tumblr_blog">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Science is gay confirmed. Happy pride!<br/></p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227096444http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175227096444Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:06:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a33650a7cdc37c12ea53452230db0e6e/tumblr_p8hg81QLGQ1tcqhjho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://yesterdaysprint.tumblr.com/post/173747660169/chicago-tribune-illinois-august-11-1895" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p><blockquote><p> Chicago Tribune, Illinois, August 11, 1895<br/></p></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223736889http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223736889Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:02:26 -0400<p><a href="https://mjalti.tumblr.com/post/174286836873/mjalti-why-does-using-someones-name-in" class="tumblr_blog">mjalti</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mjalti.tumblr.com/post/174275535233/why-does-using-someones-name-in-conversation-feel" class="tumblr_blog">mjalti</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand </p></blockquote> <p>someone: *uses my name to address me*<br/><br/>me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..</p> </blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223731439http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223731439Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:02:13 -0400<p><a href="http://80slesbiab.tumblr.com/post/174812071517/them-why-are-you-so-obsessed-with-oceans-8" class="tumblr_blog">80slesbiab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>them: why are you so obsessed with ocean’s 8? </p> <p>me:</p> <figure data-orig-width="1272" data-orig-height="712" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e90f1f85a4b3d4b534080eaba38e8e87/tumblr_inline_pa74e07vvO1rvfgmn_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1272" data-orig-height="712"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1270" data-orig-height="712" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a825d5ab1202bb8a422a9b8e1a9288e/tumblr_inline_pa74e81cvD1rvfgmn_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1270" data-orig-height="712"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1271" data-orig-height="712" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc11f705cd96725585e1f9f199d9bddf/tumblr_inline_pa74g9tulG1rvfgmn_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1271" data-orig-height="712"/></figure></blockquote>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223704064http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223704064Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:01:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a73c75866e6f161ec1c139fca83195d7/tumblr_o3y5r9iM211qlp9j9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223679539http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175223679539Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:00:25 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37b6dd4bac0712f0d64525b337098c6e/tumblr_p9iv9ofVQl1tx0eb6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175191667414http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175191667414Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:25:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0698346c7b6ee2430c2469e6198ebf8f/tumblr_paj9qx8Oed1qdhizao5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a38edd632fca17a98ef4c724f79e461/tumblr_paj9qx8Oed1qdhizao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f122b32ed159dd8c36612a85b8477f26/tumblr_paj9qx8Oed1qdhizao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5570fa4aebb7d027ba5cd0edb2e7079/tumblr_paj9qx8Oed1qdhizao4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175191587439http://luftmensching.tumblr.com/post/175191587439Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:22:08 -0400